Life is Short...

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!

Would You Get Married Or Not...

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan)…

Contributed by Anil Gupta (anil.gupta@tmt.in)

'Le Karle Number Note'

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light and a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse and says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

'Satyanasa'

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

Santa in a Classroom

How can you identify Santa in a classroom?
Very simple…Just see…Who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard...

Contributed by Ajay Singh (ajay.singh2@timesgroup.com)

Go with Mine

Santa gave an Advertisement in matrimonial column of newspaper “Wife Wanted”
He got 1000 replies all saying—“Go with Mine”

Contributed by Ajay Singh (ajay.singh2@timesgroup.com)