Would You Get Married Or Not...

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan)…

Contributed by Anil Gupta (anil.gupta@tmt.in)