Would You Get Married Or Not...

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan)…

Contributed by Anil Gupta (anil.gupta@tmt.in)

'Le Karle Number Note'

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light and a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse and says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

'Satyanasa'

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

Santa in a Classroom

How can you identify Santa in a classroom?
Very simple…Just see…Who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard...

Contributed by Ajay Singh (ajay.singh2@timesgroup.com)

Go with Mine

Santa gave an Advertisement in matrimonial column of newspaper “Wife Wanted”
He got 1000 replies all saying—“Go with Mine”

Contributed by Ajay Singh (ajay.singh2@timesgroup.com)

Press!!!

On a political rally Santa was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it…

Declaration

Santa declares: I will never marry in my life and... I'll give same advice to my children too...

Contributed by Ajay Singh (ajay.singh2@timesgroup.com)