Electricity Bill...

When your life is in darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please Pay your Electricity Bill...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

But...

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

Rain

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

Twinkle Twinkle...

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are;
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

You...

God saw me hungry, he created pizza;
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi;
He saw me in dark, he created light;
He saw me without problems, he created you...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)

Heart Attack...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then,
I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack...

Contributed by Jayshree Lodha (jayshree.lodha@mediabharti.com)