How can Santa Kill a Lion?

How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
Santa Singh thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink
poison and let lion eat me...

Contributed by Afsar Ahmed (afsar.ahmed@mediabharti.com)

An IDEA can change your wife...!

One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile phone. His call gets cross connected to some other lady. They still keep on talking. They start liking each other and finally they get married.

What MORAL do you get---

An IDEA can change your wife...

Subramnium Swamy

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me...

Comepalakrishnan!

What is the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan!

Dominoes

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think!!!
Tired of thinking???

Well! the answer is "Domi doesn't know..."