Chennai!

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means "chen..nai...!"[Contributed by Afsar Ahmed, Laxmi Nagar, New Delhi]

Height of Stupidity

What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarji sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat!
[Contributed by Ashok Sharma, Sahibabad, Ghaziabad, UP, India]

To Cheat Indian Railways

Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
[Contributed by Ashok Sharma, Sahibabad, Ghaziabad, UP, India]